THERE IS ONLY ONE MONTH LEFT OF MY TIME IN TRUMP’S AMERICA, MY FRIENDS.

What if I don’t like Europe

The chances of that are incomprehensibly low, but the possibility still exists. Maybe the first two weeks will be neato burrito, but then I stop giving a shit about museums and weird Dutch food and I get all lonely and sad and regret spending 1000 dollars on a fucking train ticket. What then, my friends?

Probably tears.

Ah but that’s not gonna happen I mean it’s an adventure and how could I not love adventure and I’m so excited for it so there’s no way it would blow up in my face right

right?

Loljk this ain’t an issue GOT ‘EM